This international break is killing me. I have often lashed out and Mancs being obsessed with us. Yep, call me a hipocrite but I could not help it.
Happening very soon, Arsene Wenger calls Ryan Giggs to inform him of Fergie’s retirement.
Parody of the song by Smokie.
Arsene called when he got the word,
He said: “I suppose you’ve heard –
About Alex”.
Well I rushed to the window,
And I looked outside,
But I could hardly believe my eyes –
As a big limousine rolled up
Into Alex’s drive…
Oh, I don’t know why he’s leaving,
Or where he’s gonna go,
I guess he’s got his reasons,
But I just don’t want to know,
‘Cos for twenty-four years
I’ve been playing football with Alex.
Alex, who the f**k is Alex?
Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance,
To tell him how I’m feeling, maybe get a second glance,
Now I’ve got to get used to not playing football with Alex…
Alex, who the f**k is Alex?
Grew up together,
Two kids at O.T.,
Trophies we won,
with help from Mr. Referee
Me and Alex.
Now he walks through the door,
With his head held high,
Just for a moment, I caught his eye,
As a big limousine pulled slowly
Out of Alex’s drive.
Oh, I don’t know why he’s leaving,
Or where he’s gonna go,
I guess he’s got his reasons,
But I just don’t want to know,
‘Cos for twenty-four years
I’ve been playing football with Alex.
Alex, who the f**k is Alex?
Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance,
To tell him how I’m feeling, maybe get a second glance,
Now I gotta get used to not playing football with Alex…
Alex, who the f**k is Alex?
Arsene called back, asked how I felt,
He said: “I know how to help –
Get over Alex”.
She said: “Now Alex is gone,
But I’m still here,
You know I’ve been waiting
For twenty-four years…”
And the big limousine disappeared…
Oh, I don’t know why he’s leaving,
Or where he’s gonna go,
I guess he’s got his reasons,
But I just don’t want to know,
‘Cos for twenty-four years
I’ve been playing football with Alex.
Alex, who the f**k is Alex?
Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance,
To tell him how I feel, and maybe get a second glance,
But I’ll never get used to not playing football with Alex…
Alex, who the f**k is Alex