Biscan's Boots
Writing from the boots of Liverpool's wondrous cult-hero - I get the whackiest, funniest and most social-media worthy stories out - FAST! Whether that's videos, transfer rumours or fan reaction - Biscan's Boots is your man. Any feedback can be directed to [email protected].
John Barnes’ hilarious post-match reaction is all of us after Liverpool 4-0 Barcelona
Sometimes, words are simply not needed… And John Barnes laughing like a mad-man in the beIN Sport studio sums up Liverpool 4-0...
Fabregas pays homage to Liverpool’s assist king: ‘I’m telling you…’
From one assist-king to another ! Cesc Fabregas, the legendary playmaker now of AS Monaco, sent out a brilliant tweet about Trent...
Man United fan goes viral with moronic VVD criticism, but is schooled by Titus Bramble statistic
A Manchester United fan account has got over 14,000 retweets for a tweet that suggests Virgil van Dijk’s season pales into insignificance...
‘Wow…’ Klopp reacts to strange possibility of PL title Play-Off with City
I genuinely don’t think the hearts and nerves of the majority of Liverpool fans would cope with a Premier League title Play-Off....
Mignolet: Why Alisson is better than Ederson
Simon Mignolet has no qualms about being understudy to Alisson for Liverpool. Jurgen Klopp decided to bring in the Brazilian last summer...
(Video) Wenger discusses where Liverpool went wrong v Barca
Former Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger now works as a pundit for beIN Sport, and in all honesty – it’s a shame English...
Mourinho praises ‘brave’ Liverpool in uncharacteristically non-egocentric comments
Jose Mourinho always seems a lot calmer and more assured when he’s out a of managerial job. During the last few months...
Luis Suarez’s tweet branded as disrespectful (and worse) by angry Reds
We had no problem with Luis Suarez celebrating last night, but the manner in which he tried to get our players booked...
(Video) Benjamin Mendy celebrates Barca win joyously, forgetting City got knocked out in QFs
Where would Benjamin Mendy be without social media ? He cost Manchester City £50m in the summer of 2017, but has only...
Suarez carried on at Robbo in tunnel & tried to wind him up at full-time
Luis Suarez was… well, Luis Suarez, last night. The Uruguayan is a mindbogglingly exceptional footballer, as proved by his sublime opener from...
(Video) Van Dijk’s long ball to Mo Salah a thing of beauty; leads to Milner chance that no.7 should score
Watching Virgil van Dijk find a team-mate 60-yards away is unbelievably satisfying. The Dutchman has a nonchalant style when kicking long, where...
(Video) Robbo’s inch-perfect tackle on Lionel Messi in Liverpool’s area
At the time of writing, Liverpool are 1-0 down to Barcelona in Camp Nou. Luis Suarez’s sublime finish from Jordi Alba’s left-footed...
Mane ‘jealous’ of Barcelona having Coutinho available
It’s mad. We have a Champions League semi-final to play with Barcelona and nobody seems that nervous. Manager, teams and fans included....
(Video) Alan Shearer says Man. United are ‘f*cked’ in hilarious slip of tongue
Here’s a little bit of light relief before the stress of the Champions League engulfs us all tomorrow ! (Not that we’re...
Respected journalist: Why Van Dijk is best POTY winner in 25 years
Virgil van Dijk collected the PFA Player of the Year award last night, a just reward for a jaw-dropping season. Raheem Sterling...
Predicted XI v Barcelona: Klopp has tough midfield call to make
Nearly all of Liverpool’s team to face Barcelona this Wednesday picks itself. Alisson will play between the sticks, with Trent Alexander-Arnold and...
Journalist points out decisive stats that prove Mo Salah robbed of individual recognition for 18/19
Mo Salah has been sublime this season. Largely from the right-wing, the Egyptian has notched 21 Premier League goals, which makes him...
Robbo explains Ox’s hilarious forfeit due to our left-back’s assist haul
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain has to stick a signed Andy Robertson shirt up in his house, after the Scot reached double figures for assists...
‘Be careful…’ Salah warns van Dijk over media treatment following POTY award
Last night, Virgil van Dijk collected the PFA Player of the Year award – one year after Mo Salah received the gong...
(Video) Mane’s beautiful header after insane Robbo cross makes it 2-0 v Huddersfield
Andy Robertson’s left foot is truly a thing of beauty, isn’t it ? The Scot registered his tenth assist of the Premier...