Biscan's Boots

Writing from the boots of Liverpool's wondrous cult-hero - I get the whackiest, funniest and most social-media worthy stories out - FAST! Whether that's videos, transfer rumours or fan reaction - Biscan's Boots is your man. Any feedback can be directed to editor@fanatix.com.

Marco Kana
‘The Next Vincent Kompany’ wants Anfield move: ‘I prefer Liverpool – they dominate everything’
Southampton have long been linked to Anderlecht prodigy Marco Kana – the 18-year-old who is rated in Belgium as the next Vincent...
Salah, Mane, FIrmino, Jota
Graham Potter loves Liverpool and singles out one player for special praise ahead of Saturday clash
Liverpool head to the south coast tomorrow with arguably the fewest options ever at Jurgen Klopp’s disposal. He’s without Trent, Virg, Gomez,...
Journalist tries to explain why Thiago has ‘disappeared completely’
Thiago has so far played 135 minutes of football for Liverpool – and as individual performances go – they were some of...
Taki Minamino
(Video) Minamino fires in banger as LFC coaches rave about Taki’s Kirkby performance
Taki Minamino has barely had a sniff recently, which in many ways, is no surprise, considering the manner in which Diogo Jota...
Adrian
(Video) Hendo sharp as hell in LFC Rondo with no look passes as skipper gets ready for Saturday
Jordan Henderson will surely return to Liverpool’s starting XI against Brighton on Saturday, following the groin injury he picked up on international...
Jordan Henderson will return v Brighton: Bullish LFC skipper takes to Twitter after training
Jordan Henderson was back in proper training for Liverpool yesterday, indicating he should be totally fine for the Saturday lunchtime trip to...
Henderson apologises for Luis Suarez T-Shirts in 2011: ‘We got it wrong from top to bottom’
Jordan Henderson has explained he regrets his and the club’s actions in 2011, for the manner in which we reacted to the...
Thiago, Wijnaldum
Thiago and Gini chat on Twitter after Spaniard makes FIFA Best list, but Wijnaldum ignored
A plethora of Liverpool players were yesterday named in the shortlist for the FIFA Best award – given to the games’ most...
Neco Williams
Klopp defends Neco Williams and declares Curtis Jones ‘a 26-27-year-old midfielder’
Liverpool posted arguably their worst performance of the season last night, which is saying something, considering we lost 7-2 to Aston Villa...
Mo Salah
LFC’s xG v Atalanta was the worst of any performance at Anfield under Klopp, ever
Expected Goals, or xG, is a good way of seeing how well your side played – especially offensively. It gives you a...
Jurgen Klopp
‘Animated’ Klopp tears into Tsimikas on touchline during dire first-half
This first 45 minutes of Liverpool v Atalanta is arguably the most boring we’ve seen in 2020. Jurgen Klopp picked a much-changed...
Rio Ferdinand makes Curtis Jones revelation from England U21 training
Rio Ferdinand was talking about Liverpool starlet Curtis Jones on BT Sport tonight ahead of our Champions League tie with Atalanta. The...
Roberto Firmino
(Video) Great new angle shows how baffled Firmino was by his goal that never was
It’s a madness that Roberto Firmino only scored one goal v Leicester City on Sunday ! The Brazilian got his header late...
Harvey Elliott
(Video) Harvey Elliott’s sweet hockey-assist for Blackburn shows superb vision and weight of pass
Harvey Elliott already produced one of the assists of the season a few weeks back, and it’s good to see he’s still in...
Harvey Elliott
Harvey Elliott subbed on and subbed off for Blackburn Rovers
It’s not just Liverpool’s current crop of players who are getting new injuries every week – it’s our players on loan –...
Roberto Firmino absence explained ahead of Atalanta clash
Roberto Firmino should be able to start this evening against Atalanta, despite missing last night’s training session. This is according to James...
Joel Matip
(Video) Joel Matip was just as confused by the Evans O.G as Leicester defender
No Context Joel Matip gets fed gold from our Cameroonian defender on a weekly basis – providing he’s fit and ready to...
Jota, Mane, Salah
Mo Salah explains why Diogo Jota so beneficial to Liverpool’s attack & says there is no rivalry
Mo Salah has ten goals this season for Liverpool, but new signing Diogo Jota is right on his tail with eight –...
Naby Keita
(Video) Naby Keita’s brilliant hour v Leicester: Huge shame no.8 now absent with hamstring injury
Naby Keita pulled his hamstring against Leicester City, which is a crying shame in all honesty. The Guinean has been absent for...
Klopp-Guardiola
Unreal: Manchester City fans lose the plot on message board after LFC win: ‘It’s bent – it has to be’
This is wonderful – and will cheer you up on a Tuesday – no doubt ! Liverpool schooled Leicester City on Sunday...