Biscan's Boots

Writing from the boots of Liverpool's wondrous cult-hero - I get the whackiest, funniest and most social-media worthy stories out - FAST! Whether that's videos, transfer rumours or fan reaction - Biscan's Boots is your man. Any feedback can be directed to editor@fanatix.com.

Alisson flew to South America and trained with COVID-19 infected team-mates for two weeks for no reason
Brazil manager Tite has a habit of naming Fabinho in every squad, but never using our holding midfielder, despite the fact he’s...
Diogo Jota
(Video) Diogo Jota highlights v Croatia – as Liverpool’s difference maker shines again for Portugal
We might not have many first-teamers left, but at least Diogo Jota is in the form of his life ! And with...
Adama Traore is ‘p*ssed off’ at Wolves manager Nuno, says David Ornstein – Liverpool linked heavily in the past
Liverpool already bought Diogo Jota from Wolves in the summer, so we’d be very surprised if another of their attacking stars was...
Andy Robertson
(Video) Clarke says he wants to play Robertson v Israel despite ‘significant’ injury
Scotland manager Steve Clarke has claimed, unapologetically, that he wants to field Andy Robertson v Israel – despite the left-back currently having...
Henderson says his self-confidence comes because: ‘I work harder than everyone else’
Jordan Henderson has explained in great detail how he’s managed to maximise his ability and become one of the best players in...
Gareth Southgate backs Jurgen Klopp’s pleas to FA: ‘Something has to give…’
England boss Gareth Southgate wholeheartedly agrees with Jurgen Klopp and Pep Guardiola that the Premier League should introduce the five-subs rule for...
Thiago, Javier Mascherano
Thiago sends classy tweet to Javier Mascherano after former team-mate and Liverpool ace retires
Thiago played with Javier Mascherano between 2010 and 2013, before he switched to Bayern Munich, and has today sent his former team-mate...
Mo Salah likely to return to England on Thursday after negative COVID-19 test, but still won’t play v Leicester
Premier League protocols regarding the coronavirus mean that Mo Salah won’t be allowed to play against Leicester City regardless of a potential...
Liverpool’s potential XI v Leicester still absolutely world-class, despite horrendous injury situation
Liverpool will be without a number of elite footballers for the home tie v Leicester on November on 22. Virgil van Dijk...
Mo Salah coronavirus update: Egyptian submits 2nd positive, but ‘is in high spirits’
Mo Salah is not going to feature in any of Egypt’s fixtures this international break. But more annoyingly, he’s also going to...
Rhys Williams
(Video) Rhys Williams spraying it about like Virgil van Dijk for England U21s
It’s quite handy Rhys Williams is turning out to be quite a player, because we’re very likely to need him in the...
Curtis Jones
(Video) Curtis Jones scored this lovely goal in England U21 MOTM performance
England U21s are a strange side. They are full of world-class talent, but managed by Aidy Boothroyd, who is tactically inept and...
Roberto Firmino
(Video) Firmino scores nice winner for Brazil – again – as Bobby’s finishing boots much sharper for Seleção than Liverpool
Roberto Firmino is fairly clinical for Brazil, but maybe that’s because he isn’t required to do as much leg work internationally as...
Joe Gomez hits Twitter with poignant message about his long road to recovery
Joe Gomez suffered a likely season-ending injury in an England training session at the start of the week, which hit us all...
Messi, Kuipers
(Video) New footage shows referee screaming at Messi to ‘show Liverpool respect’ in Barcelona Champions League tie
There’s a new documentary coming out about referees in the Champions League called ‘Man in the Middle’ and it actually looks very...
Andy Robertson
Andy Robertson vows to get on the Cheeky Vimtos to honour Auntie Vera
Andy Robertson’s Scotland qualified for next summer’s Euros last night by beating Serbia on penalties. We’re buzzing for our left-back – and...
Andy Robertson
Robbo complains of seized hamstring after Scotland win
Now, we think this is just something that happens to footballer who have just played 120 minutes… So we don’t think it’s...
Alisson
(Video) Alisson doing a Scouse accent is hilarious: ‘Come on, lad’
Alisson is currently away on international duty with Brazil – and our primary concern is that he returns fully fit and free...
Coady provides two negatives tests but still must isolate for two weeks; trained with Hendo all week
Connor Coady has provided two negative COVID-19 tests, but now must self-isolate for a fortnight after coming into contact with someone who...
Naby Keita’s strange performance for Guinea goes under the radar
Guinea beat Chad 1-0 midweek in the AFCON Qualification – earning a spot at the top of their group – which means...