Biscan's Boots

Writing from the boots of Liverpool's wondrous cult-hero - I get the whackiest, funniest and most social-media worthy stories out - FAST! Whether that's videos, transfer rumours or fan reaction - Biscan's Boots is your man. Any feedback can be directed to editor@fanatix.com.

(Video) Klopp explains Thiago confusion around the Spaniard’s return to fitness
Jurgen Klopp was today asked about Thiago and confirmed that our world-class summer signing will not be available to face Manchester City...
Diogo Jota
(Video) New angle shows what Diogo Jota actually did for hat-trick goal – wasn’t a rebound & was maybe best of the three
We thought the third goal Diogo Jota scored v Atalanta involved the Portuguese getting a rebounded touch off the keeper and sliding...
Jota, Mane, Firmino
Diogo Jota was Klopp’s Plan C – but then again, Sadio Mane and Mo Salah were not first-choice either
It’s funny how things work out, isn’t it ? If Liverpool got our first-choice transfer targets in terms of the forward line...
Roberto Firmino
(Video) Firmino kills it in finishing drill as Bobby battles for starting spot v Manchester City
A lot of the discussion from Liverpool fans about who should start v Manchester City on Sunday has revolved around whether Roberto...
Kostas Tsimikas
(Video) Tsimikas makes quality sliding tackle at Melwood; LB doing well and will provide great rotation option after international break
Kostas Tsimikas was signed from Olympiakos in the summer, but we’ve not seen much of the Greek since the £11m transfer. The...
Rhys Williams wants a permanent first-team spot and vows to become ‘irreplaceable’ to Jurgen Klopp
Liverpool’s central defensive starlet Rhys Williams has an ambition to become a regular part of the first-team – which considering he was...
Messi
(Video) Messi’s hilarious refusal to press opponent goes viral… Imagine what Jurgen Klopp would do
A video of Lionel Messi refusing to press or tackle an opponent is doing the rounds on Twitter today. It needs context,...
Diogo jota
Diogo Jota injury update: Portuguese’s knock ‘nothing to worry about’ and 23-year-old should be fine for Sunday
Diogo Jota should be able to start v Manchester City on Sunday, despite receiving a slick knock following his hat-trick against Atalanta...
Erling Haaland
LFC target Haaland in one of weirdest interviews we’ve ever seen…
Erling Haaland is a sensational footballer and has a release-clause which enables teams on the continent to snap him up for under...
Jota, henderson
Diogo Jota: “I have to mention Jordan Henderson…” New signing explains how captain helped transition at Liverpool
Diogo Jota has publicly thanked Jordan Henderson for how the Liverpool skipper welcomed him to the club a few months back –...
David Alaba is not currently a Liverpool target, despite rumours Reds will move for brilliant Bayern Munich star
Do we at EOTK think David Alaba would be a good Liverpool signing ? Yes, very much so. He’s a world-class left-back,...
Mamadou Sakho
Sakho reacts with class as WADA issue apology to former LFC defender – but they should say sorry to Liverpool & France as well
Mamadou Sakho has issued a statement following WADA’s announcement that the Frenchman was wrongfully accused of doping or any misconduct four years...
Martin Skrtel
‘Revenge on Martial…’ 35-year-old Martin Skrtel pockets United strikers in shock win and Twitter loves it
Remember when Anthony Martial dribbled Martin Skrtel and Manchester United fans thought he was the second coming of Pele ?! Five years...
Jota, Milner
Milner drops a dad joke as he praises the exceptional rise of new team-mate Diogo Jota
Diogo Jota’s hat-trick last night means he’s now scored seven goals in his first ten Liverpool appearances. This is the best record...
Rhys Williams
Rhys Williams’ gleeful reaction to another stellar Champions League performance
Rhys Williams enjoyed another Champions League clean-sheet last night. He’s making a habit of them, in fact – having racked one up...
Trent Alexander-Arnold
(Video) Look at the unreal throw-in that led to Liverpool’s fourth goal
Do you remember when Liverpool were slated by media dinosaurs like Andy Gray and (we’re afraid to say) Steve Nicol when Jurgen...
Diogo Jota
(Video) How Klopp reacted on touchline to Jota’s brilliant second: ‘What a finish, Diogo!’
Jurgen Klopp has a lovely problem right now in terms of his Liverpool attackers. He has four world-class options in Diogo Jota,...
Diogo Jota
(Video) Diogo Jota v Atalanta highlights: Wow, wow, wow, wow…
Diogo Jota scored a brilliant hat-trick last night against Atalanta to help Liverpool on our way to a 5-0 victory in the...
(Video) Mic picks up Klopp’s argument with ref after yellow card with Reds 5-0 up
We absolutely love the fact Jurgen Klopp cared enough about his side not being awarded a penalty at 5-0 up that his...
Diogo jota
Tweet from Wolves fan on Diogo Jota ages hilariously badly as no.20 bags CL hat-trick
There’s part of us which thinks we should give Wolves another £20m for Diogo Jota, as they’ve been completely ripped off. The...