Biscan's Boots

Writing from the boots of Liverpool's wondrous cult-hero - I get the whackiest, funniest and most social-media worthy stories out - FAST! Whether that's videos, transfer rumours or fan reaction - Biscan's Boots is your man. Any feedback can be directed to editor@fanatix.com.

Jurgen Klopp
(Video) Klopp laughs off Keane row: ‘I just asked! I just asked…’
Jurgen Klopp downplayed the feisty conversation he had with Roy Keane on Monday Night Football last night. The Liverpool boss joked about...
Liverpool fans won’t see Thiago for a while as Spaniard’s injury dampens mood after brilliant performance
All week we were excited to see Thiago against Arsenal, but Liverpool quickly made us forget about his absence at Anfield last...
Jurgen Klopp
(Video) ‘Only option is to cut arms off…’ Klopp nails it on ridiculous handball situation – but hates late-flagging more
Jurgen Klopp was asked his opinion on the farcical handball situation that has dogged the start of this Premier League season. But...
Roy Keane
(Video) ‘Very sensitive, Jesus…’ Keane’s sarcastic comments on Klopp moments after being Alpha’d by Reds boss
Roy Keane had denied calling Liverpool’s performance ‘sloppy’ after Jurgen Klopp sent for him during the post-match interview – but then made...
Jurgen Klopp
‘This is what I live for!’ Klopp ruins Keane’s dinosaur punditry and Reds go berserk
This was honestly the best moment of the season so far. Roy Keane had the audacity to suggest Liverpool’s world-class performance v...
Keane, Klopp
(Video) Jurgen Klopp sends for Roy Keane after moronic ‘sloppy’ comments and it’s amazing
Jurgen Klopp – we love you. We couldn’t believe when Roy Keane had the absolute cheek to suggest Liverpool were sloppy tonight...
Liverpool’s Likely XI v Arsenal is world-class absolutely everywhere
Liverpool are taking on Arsenal at Anfield this Monday night – and we cannot wait to see the Reds back in action...
Tsimikas
(Video) Tsimikas’ Robbo-style cross-field ping left Liverpool fans purring
Kostas Tsimikas was decent v Lincoln on Thursday. The Greek was much busier in the first-half, as the Reds mixed our attacks,...
Bobby Duncan
Bobby Duncan signs for Derby and apologises to Liverpool for last summer’s ridiculous exit
Last summer, Saif Rubie, the former agent of Bobby Duncan, forced his client’s Anfield exit in horrible circumstances. He took on the...
Mikel Arteta
Mikel Arteta raves about ‘special’ Thiago & hints at trying to sign him
Jurgen Klopp looks likely to start Thiago against Arsenal on Monday night, after resting the Spaniard midweek v Lincoln for the 7-2...
‘Well done mates!’ Thiago reacts to EFL Cup hammering
Thiago enjoyed Liverpool’s 7-2 win last night and congratulated his new team-mates on Twitter post-match. ‘Well done mates !’ was his short...
Jurgen Klopp
Hilarious Klopp video from Lincoln bench sums up his relationship with EFL Cup
We know Jurgen Klopp will have actually very much enjoyed watching his second string put on such a stellar performance last night....
(Video) Shaqiri highlights v Lincoln: Stunning freekick, clever passes and more as forgotten man returns
It didn’t take long for Xherdan Shaqiri to re-announce himself last night. The Swiss hasn’t played in seemingly forever, but was in...
Taki Minamino
(Video) Minamino highlights v Lincoln: Taki runs show with two goals, one assist & loads of clever touches
Taki Minamino was imperious last night throughout Liverpool’s 7-2 victory over Lincoln in the EFL Cup. The Japanese showed his mercurial side,...
(Video) Grujic’s goal highlight of excellent outing as Liverpool’s strength in depth highlighted
We think Marko Grujic would and should get Liverpool between £20m and £30m in usual circumstances. He’s a good player with good...
Minamino
(Video) Minamino’s pressing for his second goal is actually ludicrous
Considering the scoreline at the beginning of the second-half was 4-0 to the Reds, you’d have forgiven Taki Minamino for easing in...
Curtis Jones
(Video) Curtis Jones in insane form with first-half brace, which included Cruyff-turn and brilliant use of instep
Curtis Jones loves to shoot with his instep. We saw the technique v Everton in the FA Cup last season, and tonight,...
Minamino
(Video) Minamino scores banger v Lincoln as Taki proves prowess from deep
We’ve been waiting for this moment for some time, and if you count the Community Shield as a friendly, as we do,...
Shaq
(Video) Shaqiri scores absolute worldy freekick on first start in seemingly forever
Xherdan Shaqiri hasn’t played for Liverpool in seemingly forever. But tonight, the Swiss was named in Jurgen Klopp’s intriguing lineup and within...
Thiago, Fabinho
(Video) Thiago tells Fabinho: ‘You give me a hard job to play in midfield – then play CB like that? F***’
An eagle-eyed Liverpool fan on Reddit has spotted a conversation Thiago and Fabinho had at the end of Liverpool’s 2-0 win over...