Biscan's Boots
Writing from the boots of Liverpool's wondrous cult-hero - I get the whackiest, funniest and most social-media worthy stories out - FAST! Whether that's videos, transfer rumours or fan reaction - Biscan's Boots is your man. Any feedback can be directed to [email protected].
Noel Gallagher admits he’s ‘dreading’ the new season and Liverpool as arrogant veil is lifted
We’ve had quite a lot of fun in the past two years watching Noel Gallagher laud Manchester City while laughing at Liverpool...
(Video) Alisson has produced a series of ridiculous saves in viral training drill
There’s one save during this series by Alisson Becker that really takes the biscuit. It’s so good, it looks like it’s been...
Robbo’s revelation comes at perfect timing after Bernardo Silva’s stupid tweets
Andy Robertson has explained to BT Sport that he has written a book about Liverpool’s Premier League winning campaign. The Scottish left-back...
Alisson’s inspiring interview sets Liverpool’s targets for 2020/21 – and the fans will love it
Alisson has boldly declared Liverpool will go for Premier League and Champions League glory in 2020/21 – and he’s said it with...
Liverpool’s stance on the positive coronavirus test explained…
Liverpool will not be cancelling the Austrian training camp, despite reports in local Austrian media yesterday that there was a positive Covid-19...
(Video) Liverpool’s 6-year-old Iranian Messi has exploded the internet
Liverpool have signed six-year-old prodigy Arrat Hosseini to the Academy. The youngster has over six million Instagram followers after his parents uploaded...
(Video) Robbo lauds Alphonso Davies; says he couldn’t do what ‘phenomenal’ Bayern star does
We could listen to Andy Robertson talk all day long. Every time he’s on a podcast or in an interview he’s funny,...
(Video) Klopp would’ve sacked Lovren on the spot if his title-night revelation came out before he joined Zenit
I think we can all agree that selling Dejan Lovren to Zenit for £11m-odd was good business. The Croat was surplus to...
(Video) Ox drops hilarious self-troll about being a Liverpool sub during John Barnes interview
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is the funniest member of Liverpool’s squad. He performs more consistently off it than he does on it – a...
(Video) Hilarious: Firmino thinks thermometer is camera and offers huge, white-toothed smile
Roberto Firmino is one of a kind ! Over in Austria, the players are consistently checked for potentially being Covid-19 positive –...
Member of Liverpool camp tests positive for coronavirus over in Austria, according to local reports
A member of Liverpool’s training camp, which could be either player or staff but has not yet been revealed, has tested positive...
(Image) Liverpool’s ‘special’ new centre-back makes even Van Dijk looks small
Billy Koumetio: remember the name, Reds ! The French 17-year-old has been a revelation during the Austrian pre-season camp, by all accounts...
Bernardo Silva intimates Liverpool fans are thick as embarrassing City star tweets yet again
Bernardo Silva needs to get off his phone and enjoy a few weeks in the sun before the new season. Never before...
‘Go away now!’ Virg and Gini crash Shaq’s LFTV interview as Swiss hints he’ll stay
Xherdan Shaqiri told LFCTV that he is looking forward to the new season and hopes to be fit enough to contribute like...
Thiago to Liverpool update: When Reds will sort transfer fee with Bayern explained
Thiago to Liverpool won’t be announced before Bayern Munich’s Champions League campaign is over. The Germans battered Barcelona 8-2 in the quarterfinals...
‘Oh what a ball!’ Van Dijk lauds Harvey Elliott’s lovely play in Austrian training camp
Liverpool’s players are currently in pre-season training camp in Austria, gaining fitness before the new season gets underway. The club have released...
‘Thanks for a lovely weekend…’ Liverpool fans on Twitter lap up Manchester’s misery
We very much enjoyed watching football this weekend… Raheem Sterling’s open goal miss in Manchester City’s Champions League defeat to Lyon was...
Classless fool Bernardo Silva calls Liverpool fans ‘pathetic’ in embarrassing Twitter rant
Bernardo Silva has proven himself to be a real piece of work this season. He was banned for a racist joke about...
Chelsea journalist thinks Blues are about to sign their very own Virgil van Dijk
Chelsea are keen on Atletico Madrid central defender Jose Gimenez, who respected journalist Matt Law thinks can be as good for Frank...
Bernardo Silva says Champions League no easier now Liverpool are out
Bernardo Silva has told his Manchester City team-mates to stay focussed – and that just because Liverpool are no longer in the...