Biscan's Boots

Writing from the boots of Liverpool's wondrous cult-hero - I get the whackiest, funniest and most social-media worthy stories out - FAST! Whether that's videos, transfer rumours or fan reaction - Biscan's Boots is your man. Any feedback can be directed to editor@fanatix.com.

(Video) Diogo Jota meant business in his warmup before Wolves clash
It was great to see Diogo Jota back in the side and back in the goals v Wolves. With Roberto Firmino unfit...
Who we want in Champions League quarters, from 1 to 7 – with Chelsea 6th
The final eight teams are left in the Champions League, with the draw being held tomorrow. Liverpool have endured a miserable season...
‘Haaland is on the way…’ Ex-Liverpool star reckons latest update suggests Norwegian superstar is Anfield bound
Jose Enrique shared the news of LeBron James’s partnership with FSG this morning – deciding that it means Erling Haaland is on...
Klopp bemoans ‘slapstick’ mistakes and talks Liverpool’s xG
Jurgen Klopp has given a lengthy interview to Sport Bild in Germany, which has been translated by Sport Witness .  In it,...
(Video) All 32 of Patson Daka’s goals & assists this season – This is why Liverpool want potential Zambian superstar
Patson Daka is a young striker who really excites us. He’s only 22-years-old but already has 32 goals and assists combined this...
(Video) Wow – Sky Sports peddle Dias>Van Dijk nonsense and it’s excruciating to watch
Ruben Dias has had a wonderful season and we can honestly say as Liverpool fans that signing him last summer would have...
Linda Pizzuti celebrates LeBron James deal & many LFC fans speculate on potential transfer boost
Last night, news emerged that LeBron James had officially become part of FSG – the owners of Liverpool. The wife of FSG...
(Video) Much better angle of Musialowski’s Messi-esque Goal of the Season contender emerges
We’d seen some grainy footage of Mateusz Musialowski’s goal against Newcastle for the U18s, but didn’t really appreciate how good it was until this...
Klopp labels Oxlade-Chamberlain a ‘breath of fresh air’ in new position
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain has sadly endured somewhat of a nothing season – starting it off injured – and then struggling to do much...
Gini Wijnaldum contract rumours cleared up by journalist Dom King
Liverpool fans were speculating online yesterday after a rumour about Gini Wijnaldum began to circle. It said he had verbally agreed an...
(Video) Hilarious: Carra and Henry in hysterics as MNF shows the infamous Anfield race clip
Jamie Carragher can give it out, but our former centre-back can laugh at himself as well – which is what makes him...
Idiotic Mo Salah agenda continues on Twitter via a West Ham fan
We try to ignore this rubbish – but occasionally it gets too much and we decide to use our platform to call...
(Video) ‘They help each other out…’ Carra’s excellent analysis of Phillips/Kabak clean-sheet
Jamie Carragher was impressed with the performances of Ozan Kabak and Nat Phillips last night, with the pair combining for their third...
(Video) Diogo Jota sends out classy Rui Patricio message and discusses goal v Wolves
Diogo Jota scored Liverpool’s winner this evening v Wolves – which puts the Reds into sixth place and five points behind Chelsea...
Stupid offside rule leads to horrible Rui Patricio injury, just like Klopp said it would
Jurgen Klopp said last season that linesmen not putting up the flag even when they know a player is offside would lead...
(Video) Diogo Jota scores v Wolves: Brilliant link up from Mane & Salah leads to goal
Liverpool took the lead tonight v Wolves through Diogo Jota in injury time. The game was by no means going our way,...
‘Pep having to sell De Bruyne to buy Ederson & Laporte…’ Carra excellent explains Klopp / Guardiola achievement difference
Jamie Carragher has written a long and very interesting piece about why Jurgen Klopp is still the most important man at Liverpool...
Thiago says ‘great’ Fabinho will unlock his creative side, but says he’s not been good enough at Liverpool so far
We absolutely loved watching Thiago and Fabinho in midfield together against Rb Leipzig on Wednesday night. The pair dominated off the ball...
Telling Mo Salah / Wayne Rooney stat goes viral following Egyptian King’s 25th goal of the season
Mo Salah is quietly having a jaw-dropping goalscoring season. Liverpool’s no .11 scored a lovely left-footed finish last night to effectively seal...
Rb Leipzig’s Twitter account makes big and bold prediction for Liverpool’s season
Rb Leipzig are so confident Liverpool will qualify for next season’s Champions League, they said they’re looking forward to facing us next...